Just ran up the street to get a juice where I go like 3 times a week and there's this guy who works there that's very sweet and we sort of have a bit of banter and he remembers what I order and it's all lovely and such.
He just asked me out and I politely said no and I think he thought I was just doing the shy hard to get thing because I don't know his name. I just
wanted to write him a little napkin note and be like:
"Dear Mr Dreadlock Juice Maker Man. Although you're very pretty for a boy and very nice, you
have a penis. Liking me would not end well for you. Thank you."